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Siamese twins in vicious legal battle over right to masturbate

A set of 54-year-old conjoined twins from Michigan are facing each other in court, as one of the siblings is contesting his brother’s right to engage in sexual acts without his consent. Alfred and Wilbert Peterson were born joined at the waist and facing each other, and spent their entire …

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Man, on drugs breaks into a pet shop and eats 10 lbs. of dog food

Denver, Colorado | A man with an extremely bad case of munchies was arrested last night after he broke into a pet shop and devoured over ten pounds of dog biscuits and dry food. Officers of the Denver Police Department arrived at the Dog Kingdom pet shop around 3:00 AM …

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“Detroit underwear thief” finally arrested, 300,000 panties seized

The Detroit Police Department announced this morning that it had finally arrested the infamous underwear thief which has been plaguing the city since 2009. Early this morning, DPD officers arrested 29-year old Steven Davis in his home and seized over 300,000 pairs of female underwear that he had presumably stolen. …

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17-year-old teenager sues his parents for being born white

St-Louis, MO | A 17-year-old is undertaking one of the most controversial lawsuits of the history of the country as he is suing his own biological parents for being born white. Anthony Dwight, 17, claims he has suffered his whole life from the shame of being born white. “When I …

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Canadian man born with micro-penis is denied legally assisted Suicide

Toronto | A 28-year-old man is pleading the Canadian government to reconsider its decision not to allow him assisted suicide because he was born with a micropenis. Josh McDermott, 28, says he has suffered extreme psychological distress because of his handicap, also known as microphallus, a genetic predisposition that gives …

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Aquarium employee emasculated after sexual assault on Octopus

San Diego, CA | A San Diego Zoo employee has been hospitalized and is lying in critical condition after allegedly trying to sexually assault a Giant Pacific Octopus. The 28-year-old employee was found partially naked and unconscious when security agents discovered the young man and alerted an ambulance. It took …

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14-year old student builds an atomic bomb as a science project

As North Korea’s nuclear program is drawing a lot of attention and causing tension among the world’s superpowers, a teenager from Concord in New Hampshire has created 45-kiloton atomic bomb for her school’s science fair. 14-year old Kathryn Simmons is one of the 137 students who were participating this week, …

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Man cured from homosexuality after controversial electroshock therapy

Novosibirsk | A 22-year-old man has allegedly been “cured of the disease of homosexuality” after a controversial new treatment reports the Moscow Herald. Mikhail Stepanovitch Koudrine, 22, no longer suffers from “symptoms of homosexuality” after he successfully underwent a new controversial electroshock therapy by the Russian Institute for Medical Sciences …

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Cosmetic lab employee admits he ejaculated in tanks of face cream

A former security guard in a Detroit laboratory has confessed to ejaculating in the sanitized tanks used to produce hydrating face cream on more than 500 occasions over the last three years. 59-year old Larry Gordon was arrested this morning by officers of Detroit Police Department after he was caught …

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Couple hospitalized after man gets his head stuck in his wife’s vagina

A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game. Tom and Janis Morrison, a young couple from the small town of Greensboro in Alabama, called 911 around 10:00 …

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